I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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