she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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