I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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