I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wish I only lived at night.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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