windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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