If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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