I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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