I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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