Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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