at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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