...so i touched it.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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