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When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I touched a dick in church today
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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