Whod you bang
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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