Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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