sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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