we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think i have two assholes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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