I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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