Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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