You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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