dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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