with your own penis?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Blood and glitter go together right?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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