Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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