Me. At least after what I've been through.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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