It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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