Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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