so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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