Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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