It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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