Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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