i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
can u get pink eye on your cock?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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