He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
there is glitter all over my balls
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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