You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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