so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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