either way he was missing a nipple.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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