Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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