problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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