Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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