sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Floor bacon is actually really good
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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