Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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