4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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