Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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