David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
