One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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