i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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