and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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