He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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