He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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