My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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