Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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