I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
