pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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