There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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