What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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