you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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